vendredi 24 juin 2016

A Cynics Guide To #Swiddleston: We Break Down What The Hell Is Going On

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston

Into it, or over it?

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston: hands up who saw that one coming? No, didn’t think so, but it looks like this relationship is playing out - for real.

After THOSE beach photos (who wears brogues on the beach, really?), a lot has happened in a very short space of time. To help you make sense of this unlikely celebrity relationship, we break down what happened – and when – with Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston (plus a recurring role from Calvin Harris). 

23rd June 2016: Hiddleswift are spotted smooching and hand-holding at dinner in Nashville.

22nd June 2016: Calvin Harris RE-follows Taylor Swift on social media, as well as his ex, Rita Ora – what does it all mean?! Is it just for headlines?! The InStyle cynic says – probably.

22nd June 2016: You know things are serious when you introduce him to the squad… Hiddleswift were spotted shaking it at Selena Gomez’s Revival tour. The InStyle cynic wonders if these very public outings are planned.

17th June 2016: Calvin Harris steps out in Yeezys. DRAMA. Is he supporting Taylor’s long-time frenemy Kanye West? Or does he just like the shoes?

16th June 2016: TayTo are pictured jumping into a private plane together. How swish!

16th June 2016: Calvin Harris say’s ‘it’s all good’ in reference to the burgeoning Swiddleston relationship.

15th June 2016: Calvin Harris exhibits classic post-split behaviour on social media and deletes all traces of Tay from his account. He even unfollowed her (gasp). 

14th June 2016: The Sun breaks exclusive pictures of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston getting cosy on some Rhode Island rocks. We’re talking holding hands, Tom’s jacket on Taylor’s shoulders, selfies and even #Swiddleston K I S S I N G.  

Now, let’s think about this one. Taylor Swift gets slut-shamed a lot for what is actually pretty normal dating behaviour, and that’s wrong. But we do have a couple of questions about Hiddleswift’s debut…

1. How did the paparazzi get so close, considering it’s private property?
2. How come Taylor and Tom managed to pack in all that cutesy couple behaviour (jacket sharing, hand holding, smooching) in one casual afternoon date?
3. Does Tom Hiddleston want a bigger presence in America so he can be Bond?
4. Did Taylor know that Kim Kardashian’s interview was coming out that weekend? (…yes)
5. Did she want to eclipse Calvin’s music video release for This Is What You Came For

(Questions courtesy of InStyle’s Swiddleston sceptic)

2nd June 2016: Calvin tweets to confirm the break-up, writing ‘The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect’. Taylor re-tweeted. How 2016.   

1st June 2016: Taylor and Calvin are rumoured to have split, but both parties keep quiet on the news. Is this why Taylor flew solo on the Met Gala red carpet?

2nd May 2016: Taylor and Tom are pictured getting down together at the Met Gala. Should we have taken their soundtrack, Crazy In Love, as a hint?! If you look closely, Tom does get quite handsy…

Oh, Taylor. If all this has put you in the mood to throwback to Taylor Swift's boyfriend history, be my guest...

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A Cynics Guide To #Swiddleston: We Break Down What The Hell Is Going On

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